The Opposable Thumb

Okay. So from the high volume of readers that I have had from the previous entry titled "Dog Eat Dog World" I have more to say, but find that most people don't read the other comments after they have posted. Yea, that sounds about right.

So, I let my brother read my blog (which may or may not be a good thing) and he totally laughed historically and found this: it's all because of the opposable thumb.

The only reason we can use a shotgun and lions cannot is because of the opposable thumb.

But woa, what about Monkeys? And all of them? They have opposable thumbs (and might I add they have way more because they have them on their feet too) so why aren't they like superior like us, or even more superior to us? Woa, something to think about.

But then, because everyone found these exceptions to what I was saying the new saying is, I have come up with the new new saying:

It's a Human Eat Everything-else World

Yea, that covers the jist of it.

Dog Eat Dog World

Okay. I was watching TV and talking with Becky when I heard this saying: "It's a dog eat dog world." I have one word, five syllables for the stupid person in the ditch that thought it up: what-is-up-with-that?????

Dog eat dog world? Come on now, dogs do not eat dogs. Duh. It's not like you walk down the street and see the neighborhood dogs eating each other after fighting over a bone. Come on now. Think. Use you're heads!

Yea why can't people say "It's a human eat animal world"?? For the most part, it's us who eat animals! They are like helpless animals and we are powerful, humans, driven by our stomachs! There are the people who are "vegetarians" (Pfft, we all know they just don't want to eat the food you make and the second they get home they are firing up the grill and roasting a T-Bone steak) so naturally they don't eat the animals. But I mean, what does the average american family have every night for food? Chicken (haha Becky) and steak and ham and bacon and shit like that. Come on now.

So now, from now on, the new sayin is "It's a Human Eat Animal World". Duh.

WOA NOW!

I would like to take a moment to say:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

JESSICA RUDDY!

I WIN

WHAT IS UP WITH THIS!?!!?!?!

Becky totally thought that she had the right to debate with me about the win count (to your right). Totally not good considering I'm the judge! The win count displayed (to your right) is completely accurate and correct. I'm the judge. End of discussion. NO MORE!

I WIN

Christmas!

*** MERRY CHRISTMAS ***

Wow, Merry Christmas! I must say, that everything today is going pretty good. My parents woke me up this morning at 8, which was pretty bad considering we're usually the ones waking them up. Whatever. I was really tired, it was all the Coca-Cola's I had had the night before that kept me up super late last night. Well, late for me.

Got a lot of things for christmas, best thing was a digital camera though!! Woo, woo! Dad went bonkers on it, but then totally labeled it for my mother and now she insists that it's only hers. Pffft. Boy does she have another thing coming.

Had brunch, which should have really been called lunch since it was around 12 when we ate. Oh well, either way it was super good. Pancakes, french toast, bacon, eggs, OJ, you get the picture. Yes, it was good!

Yea, my grandparents from my dad's side stopped by for a visit, which is always interesting. We have to go visit my great grandmother in the nursing home later on too. She had a stroke and has never been the same. Oh well, she's still cool as ever, like before.

Mom is taking a nap though, so we probably won't go over to see her until after Christmas dinner. Hopefully I can get us to eat dinner around like 4, go see great grandmother around 5 and then get to go to Becky's house. I'm not too sure though, mom is usually strict on going places during holidays. I don't want to get her all mad becasue we're going to New Jersey tomorrow and I don't want her to be in a bad mood...

Best Christmas Present Ever

Wow, it's the time of year again when people are shopping twenty times as much as normal, malls are crowded down to the inch, people fight over parking spaces, items in a store, and everyone says "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays" out of kindness even when they don't mean it. But, there's nothing like true friends and awesome family to make a Christmas great.

Most people spend the time with loved ones and family, having a grand ol' time enjoying everyone's company by playing games and opening gifts. The party's are long, and exciting with plenty of happiness to fill the world.

Unfortunately, a lot of people are more concerned with the gifts they get than thinking of what the Holiday's are truly about. But not my friends. I have the coolest friends in the world.

sweetcaroline769: no really thank you the best Christmas gifts a girl can have are good friends like you

I'm so glad that I have friends who are thinking of each other and everyone else than themselves at Christmas time. This is why I love my friends and why I like spending as much time with them as I can.

Now, I'm not a girl, so you can modify that quote to suit you best, but it's about what it's trying to say than who it's talking about.

So, this Christmas, truly be thankful for the people around you who are in life. Truly be thankful for everyone that means something to you. Don't worry about the gifts that you get, but worry about the ones you love, and the ones who love you.

The Eve of Christmas Eve

Spent today wtih Becky at my house. Had an awesome time that unfortunately had to end around 5:30 because she had to go somewhere. It's okay, we both had a great time together (that of course we didn't want to end).

Tomorrow it's home until 5, and then to my Uncle's house for yet another christmas party. This should prove interesting, considering we get to spend the time with my Aunt's side of the family too, which they are always a party (not in a box).

Christmas day it's time with the family and then hopefully to Becky's to hang out. But my parents are usually strict about the whole "holiday" thing, not that we do anything that night, but oh well.

Day after christmas it's down to Jersey for my dad's one and only family party, that's overly huge and extremely boring. Lots of little cousins who do nothing but run around and scream and so on. They may be cute, but they are extremely annoying!

Anywho, lots to do tomorrow. Got to sit on the couch, deal with my mother calling while doing (more) shopping and calling me on her cell phone and reading something to her 20 times before she gets it half right. Joy.

Oh well.

Sorta Awesome Night

Okay, well christmas (holiday!) vacation has finally started. Oh yea.

So tonight, I've started talking with Alex again. We hadn't been talking for like a while, but it's all good now.

So we wanted to go to the movies, but that went down the drain. Various reasons, mostly my parents being dumb, so it was all bad. Then we decided to go to Blockbuster, rent movies, get chinese food and then go to Emily's house and hang. Well it was a good plan, until we didn't all get picked up until 7:30 ish and then get to emily's until 8 ish.

Wow, and then we took like an hour to eat (LMAO at alex making a face with her food, and then Emily taking a LOT of duck sauce). It was awesome. But the food I got (chicken and broccoli) had no sauce or anything on it and it was bland. And boring. Needless to say we all agreed (Me and Alex - overulled Emily of course) that we would not be going back to that Chinese place.

Yea. So we started to watch the movie "A Cinderella Story" (obviously it wasn't my choice of movies) and it was okay. Chick Flick, enough said. But then my very restrictive and embarassing parents (selectively my dad) came and picked us (Me and Alex, we were giving her a ride home) early. Like an hour earlier than I was hoping. Totally like them. And the movie was almost over.

Now I'm home, and waiting for Mike to stop calling his girlfriend at like quarter to eleven and getting her into trouble. Oh well, sounds like tension there.

Kinda Sorta

Woa now. Okay, I'm sort of talking to Monica again, but let me tell you a little something

Today, in english we had to hand in our Word Journal Summation thingy's, and we totally couldn't find Miss Dempsey's stapler. Her heavy duty, black, giantuous stapler. She's only had it for like 2 days too.

IT WAS ALL MONICA!

First Ayaz's shoe. According to her she only "borrowed" it. Woa now, who "borrows" a shoe and then sends a ransom notice!?!

Second, my note. Yea, she took that out of a jeleous rage over the fact that I got a note from Becky and she didn't, but whatever. Now, according to her she "borrowed" it. Pffft.

NOW, third, Miss Dempsey's stapler. What did she do, "borrow" it? Whatever! She totally stole it.

But it's all good. I told Miss Dempsey it was Monica. She's totally busted. Have no fear Monica, your raging stealing will be put to an end!

Connecticut

Okay, so I was watching a movie (it was a chick flick type thing and there was absolutely nothing on - over 500 channels, onDemand, and nothing else to watch, but I'll save that for another post) and then this absolutely most awesome song comes on! I'm not sure of the name, but it goes a little something like this:

We got more bounce in California
->Than all y'all combine
We got more bounce in California
->We like to party all the time
We got more bounce in California
->Where the hustlers all reside
We got more bounce in California
->Rollin' easy when we ride

Oooo. That song is like awesome. I just googled it and it's called "More Bounce" by Soul Kid #1.

Yea, so I was thinking, like when you go to California, do they all sing that? Because that would be awesome.

But then, it hit me! Bam, smack in the face and the light bulb went on: we should have a song for Connecticut. This state rocks, sort of, well most of the time, so it would be like awesome if we had a song too!

But of course, my non-artistic side is definitely showing through, so post a comment and or IM me with idea's because I'm lost. I have no where to begin.

Hold Up

Rip.

Okay, so last night before I went to sleep, I layed in bed and watched some TV. I was watching some "Whose Line is it Anyways" which, on its own, is absolutely hilarious. But then I was watching it with my brother, who has problems, so I had some trouble hearing, but oh well.

Slip.

Yea, so all of a sudden those stupid fake toothbrush things came online. I had forgotten about those, up until last night when the damned commercial came on.

Brush.

And then I was thinking about it. And I was like "woa now...who does that when they brush their teeth?"

Ahhh.

You see, in the commercial, they like break out in song and dance when they are brushing their teeth. And, I mean, I don't know about you, but I most definately don't break out in song and dance when I'm brushing my teeth!

Rip. Slip.

I mean seriously, they are singing and dancing, while they are brushing their teeth. Who does that?! When I brush my teeth in the monring, I'm half asleep. I'm having more trouble trying to brush my teeth let alone trying to sing and dance while doing it too.

Brush. Ahhh.

And then, it goes further to add a sigh of relief. Come on now, who does that?! Who has an orgasm while brushing their teeth! After singing and dancing nonetheless!

Rip. Slip. Brush. Ahhh.

Yes, so for the most part, I think that those things are really dumb. Well, they could be convenient, but seriously, they need a new commercial.

Woa

Okay, I have one word, five syllables, for the ugly hermaphrodite in the back: YerAnUglyBiiiitch.

Okay

Today was definitely okay.

Woke up around 5:40 to the lovely sound of my alarm. Turned on the news, and the rotation started at F. I was like Sonovabitch. But everyone else had closings, so I was like "we better too" and it came true. I rolled over and slept until 9:30. Yay.

Talked to Becky like all day. Good. Yet, I would have rather actually hung out with her, except both of our parents are working and neither would approve of us hanging out without them there. Blah. Oh well, we are hopefully making plans Thursday (with parental permission since my mom has the day off). Woo woo.

Yea. Talked to Taylor, for like the first time last night. She's alright. She thinks I'm cool and she actually approves of me for Becky, which is a first for her, so I must be good.

Oh yea. Just for the updates:

The Taylor Status (to your right under "Must Reads") will be updated daily.

and

My Approval Rating will be updated anytime someone wants to add their approval or disapproval, so let me know. This shall be intersting.

Okay, now I'm craving cookies so I'm going to go find some.

Thinking

To the person with a stick up their ass:

I would just like to say that I think you are too funny. It find it absolutely hilarious how you are so defensive of someone you probably don't even know. I think that you are absolutely stupid and about this whole thing. Not a single person who knows me would ever say I am "possessive" like you.

Look at my choice of words. I am saying something an average Joe would say. Look it. It's like you saying "That's my mother" and someone getting pissed off because you are possessive of her. Hello, throw a freaking bone and then go fetch it, because you are too stupid to do anything
else.

If I didn't know any better, I would probably say you are one of two
people:

1. You might be someone who has been hurt by "love". You are probably someone who has a crush on someone who doesn't like you back and because of it you are hurt. You probably are taking out your anger on someone, like me, because of it.

2. You might be someone who likes me. You are probably making these comments because you want Becky to realize that I'm "being possessive of her" and then break up with me because of it. News Flash: turn on your TV. I'm not being possessive of her and if I were, I have ever bit of
confidence that Becky would let me know. I'm not saying that you can't like me, but don't hurt other people because of it.

So, to the person with the stick up their ass, if you truly feel the way that you do, why don't you reveal who you are?

~Keith

Girlfriend and Life

Okay. Why is it that now that I have a girlfriend my life decides to kick up a notch too?

Before, when I didn't have a girlfriend, my life was boring. I spent most of my weekends at home, with nothing to do but sit on my ass. I had to even resort to doing homework I was so bored. We had the usual family things, Fundraisers for Charity and Non-Profit organizations, benefit dinners, etc. You know.

But now that I have a girlfriend, woa. Everything has picked up ten fold, and I barely have enough time to sleep let alone to homework. And now that I have a girlfriend, I have no time to spend with her so now we're like both depressed because we didn't see each other for more than five minutes and are wondering how we're going to make it through the week. What-is-up-with-this?

Monica is a Failure

Okay. Pfft. Monica can't handle the fact that Becky is MINE, not hers, so she is taken her jealous rage out on me for it. She stole my note and now is going down. Two hits. Two hits Monica. (Me hitting you, you hitting the floor).

So other than the fact that Monica is a complete failure, I had an okay day. Allow me to elaborate.

It all started out with me getting up at like eight o'clock because I did. I fell asleep around like 9 because I've been sleep deprived. So it was sort of all good. But anyways. Waited like two hours for Becky to come on, and then I had to go shopping with my mother. Big mistake. I thought I was going to get some of my Christmas shopping done, except that so did not happen. 6 hours and $800 later, she had finished her Christmas shopping, my arms were about to fall off from carrying all of her stuff, and I had still not gotten a single Christmas present for anyone. Anyone.

So I was totally mad about that, but it's all good because now she owes me. Big time. Big. Time.

So then I got to talk to Becky for like an hour and a half and then I went to the family Christmas party for my mothers side. It was a blast. Totally dressed up for no reason, but it's okay because it was a casual dress up so it was all good. We played some games, had some drinks, had a blast, and it all went good from there. Until like midnight when we finally started to go home.

Oh, and by the way, Monica is a loser.

Oh and my dad has anger issues...

But back to what I was saying. Got home to find out that my little brother's stupid, annoying, mentally challenged friend called out house at like ten o'clock because he's stupid. Mom was mad, so tomorrow he'll get his ears worth of yelling. Sucks to be him.

Found out that my red-headed uncle is truly blonde. Funny.

And found out that my older brother is a stupid ass who thinks he has control over everything simply because he's oldest. It's so frustrating because mom lets him get away with it too. He's stupid.

Monica is going down.

Blah

Yea, so even though the night isn't over yet, it seems it.

No one is really online, and Becky is totally gone at a meeting. For the rest of the night, pretty much. What-is-up-with-that? Haha, no, just kidding. I think it's awesome that she's totally involved with something other than school. Although, it kind of stinks that the meeting(s because they are the third friday of every month) are on Friday's, the one like major social night. Ever. And it even stinks more, because I'm busy all weekend and we aren't going to get to hang out at all. I'm going to cry. Haha, just kidding.

I'm about to fall asleep already, because of my lack of sleep due to my lovely teachers at school. I totally wanted to do some homework today, since I'm busy, but definately didn't get around to it. Oh well, I'll make time. Some time, I guess. I should get to bed, make up for my lack of sleep, or I could stay up later and "party" by myself. Hmm, tough choice.

Today was pretty good. I guess. It started out with a great morning over in IB with Becky, subtely interrupted by her friends, and Mike who just had to know if we were officially going out. Duh, way to be slow. Oh well. Ran to A period, only to be greated by a substitute teacher who took 10 minutes to explain to us the origin of his name. Who. Gives. A. Shit. Honestly?

Swimming was...cold. Chemisty was disgusting. Like, boring kind of disgusting. And we got horrible news. Downright awful news. The construction is 5 months ahead of schedule and they are going to be tearing down the chemistry rooms now. But, there are no other chemistry labs in the school to use. So, for lab days, we will be stuck listening to our teacher blab his mouth for god knows how long, but it will seem like forever. I have enough trouble trying to pay attention in one period, let alone two periods one day a week. Blah.

Math was as usual, but then passing time. Got to see Becky, and talked with her. It was a very enjoyable 5 minutes, but then I just walked into class as the bell rang and Mr. Tetreault was all like "But are you in your seat." Kiss. My. Ass. Passing time is my time, and in order to be in my seat when the bell rings, I have to take my time, to get into class and get settled. No where in the handbook does it say that I have to be in my seat when the bell rings. Bite. Me.

F period, boring. Got no work done again. And then passing time with Becky. Woo woo. Then computer science with Monica. Monica, Monica, Monica. She couldn't handle the fact that I got a note from Becky and totally stole it from me. Then she couldn't handle the fact that she was kicked out of the table. She didn't like the fact that I was voted in. But then she totally gave me the boot off to siberia. What-is-up-with-that. Now she's mad at me because she's just jealous Becky is mine. Two hits. Bring. It.

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Coach-In-A-Box

Well, as many people know, I am a rower (well I was since the season is over, but I WILL be back when the season starts again). And, we have many coaches during the summer, and an adequet number during our actual fall season.

However, while searching the NK site (one of many equipment suppliers for the sport, most often the Cox Boxes - yes Cox Box) I found this new product they offer called the "SpeedCoach" (picture shown is a SpeedCoach Gold - just a more featurable and fancier version).

I am appauled to find that suppliers such as these think they can output things such as these, and replace coaches in doing such. I doubt that this is their intent, but seriously. With these, all you need is one coach with a safety launch to follow several boats, and each boat equipped with a SpeedCoach to tell them the workout. This is not good. Yes, it allows one crew to keep going and going, but it replaces the need for a coach! Come on now, how ill anyone improve enough with just a machine telling people what to do?

If I were a rowing coach (which would be fun) it would totally stink having a company output this.

However, I do see the flipside of convenience. I'm just saying, I wouldn't want to buy it. Hmph.


Coach-In-A-Box - woa...

Give Nothing, Take a Lot

What is it with people these days? I. Have. No. Idea. Ugh.

So I had some family issues a night or two ago, and it totally pissed me off. They were all being extremely rude about things, and acting like immature little five year olds. They drive me crazy. Crazy, I tell you.

There is not a single reason for any of them to not be able to make themselves dinner, instead they all "politely" ask me to do it, and then get mad when I say no. My little brother ran off crying about it, and then I get into trouble. I'm sorry, when was the last time he made me dinner? Hmm, never!

He always pulls this. When he doesn't get what he wants, he cries about it and then I get into trouble for it. Doesn't matter what. He's crying. I get into trouble. How does that work out? Let me know.

Not just the fact that everyone expects so much out of you, and gives nothing in return, but also the fact that people don't know what "no" means.

I'm sorry, but if I say "no" I mean it. It's not that I'm trying to be mean, or I'm being unreasonable. I have my reasons for saying no, and just live with it. I'm not saying it just because I don't like you or because I'm too lazy to do whatever. Reasons are reasons. I respect yours, and you should have the decency and common courteousy to do the same for me. No questions asked.

Did you understand that?

LTOMG - NOT!

LTOMG. Like. Totally. Oh. My. Gosh.

Who came up with this? "LTOMG" I want to know. Because, personally I think this is the stupidest phrase ever invented for internet use. It even tops out JKLMNOP (also known as Just Kidding Laughing My Nuts Off People).

What is even worse, is when people use these abbreviations in real person (like talking from one person to another in person kind of thing). That is the stupidest thing ever. It's like abbreviating every sentence you say to one letter. So by the end of a conversation you've exchanged like 5 letters and then you expect the other person to understand exactly what you said. But then, all of a sudden you realize "Like woa, there are tons of words that start with the letter S - and LTOMG, what if they didn't understand me?"

I'm glad you see things my way.

School

Well, today officially sucked. Allow me to elaborate.

The day started great. That is to say, it was before school actually started. As mentioned before I got to see Becky (a good thing) and hang out with friends before school. It was all cool.

But then school started. Hmm, and you wonder why I had a bad day?

A period was horrible, people were being mean, which I never like. I think it's pointless, but I can't completely say that considering I'm mean too sometimes. But oh well. Freshman are stupid anyways. Whatever.

B period swimming. Heh. I've only got one thing to say to that. The water, umm, was FUCKING FREEZING!

C period chemistry was boring as usual. Mr. Reid is a tad weird, but unfortunately that's what makes his class interesting. Somethings got to give, and it's his sanity. The class was only half interesting because Cassie and I were laughing hysterically because Mr. Reid had this one, one and only one, hair sticking up on the back of his head and it was making me mad. I wanted to walk up to him and rip it out of his head. Yea, frustrating, isn't it?

D period was good because Mrs. Sharma was out so all we've been doing are these stupid worksheets that are boring. Well it's a good thing that we're doing them because I don't know how to. Oh well. I hate algebra. I'm practically failing. What else is new?

E period. Ahh. The highlight of my day. Got to see Becky before E period. All I could do all day was think about "5 more periods until I see Becky" and then 4, and then 3, and then 2, and then 1, and then BECKY! Woo woo. It was a little scary considering she was upstairs talking to me, and then by the time I got downstairs, she was like right there but she completely went some other way. Oh well. Her and Monica and a bunch of people like attacked me for gum. And good thing I gave them the gum myself because my OCD-Like issues were like at a strong point today and if they had taken it from the wrong side it would have been a WWF smackdown in the hizouse. But oh well. They didn't.

And then actual E Period. Bad, bad, bad, bad and worse. Mr. Tetreault, and his wise years of shitless wisdom, decided to bring up some debatable topics, and naturally, me being the one who is very vocal on my opinion, spoke up. BIG MISTAKE. Woo, let me tell you. I've pretty much been labeled as a racist now, and I most certainly AM NOT racist. Just needed to get that off my chest. It was a debate about two governmental workers who got laid off...blah...blah...blah. And I basically was labeled a racist because of the fact that the racist girl of the class completely agreed with me. Woo, big mistake. And the fact that I stuck with my opinion and upheld it, didn't help. But you know what, I strongly felt that I was right, and I'm never right, because I have middle-child issues. But oh well. I don't care if people think I'm racist, as long as I know that I'm not, fuck them.

Lunch came around and Matt L and half of our lunch table watched the Crew Slideshow while eating, which was the bomb. That slideshow rocked! Wooo. It was really good, but we didn't finish, so we'll be watching more tomorrow. Woo.

F period English was boring because all we did was work on some stupid interdisciplinary Essay that was mad boring about Juveniles being tried as Adults. Unfortunately the stronger point was that they should be, but I don't really feel that way. But then again I do, but oh well. Oh, yes, and guess what we're doing in English tomorrow? MORE interdisciplinary essay. Yay. Not.

G period Computer Science came and it was definitely the second best highlight of my day. I got to hang with Monica and Leira and read Becky's note. Of course seeing and being with Becky would have been 9574006704675792813751902871251234897123498127349874 times better, but that's okay. A note is good for the time being.

Then after school. My. Bus. Was. 15. Minutes. Late. Yea, why is that not surprising? Stupid East Hartford over booked buses with elementary School half days. What losers. Needless to say the bus company heard from me, and angry student, while I was waiting (I couldn't resist). Nonetheless, if it happens again I will take down the bus company. All of them. I hate being late. Especially when I get to go home. Duh.

Now I'm home. Like 30 minutes late. Writing in here.

I should probably do my chores and pretend to try and get away with finishing them on time, but all I can think about is Becky. I wonder why... Needless to say, it's all good. We just need to figure some things out. Life sucks. What else is new.

Last Night

Well last night I tried to be good and go to sleep after I finished watching my shows, but I couldn't. I tried, but did not succeed, and did not try again. Oh well. I suffered the consequences by being extremely tired this morning when I woke up. Once again, oh well.

I got to school in a timely fashion, which is always good. I spent lots of time with Becky, which may have been slightly scary considering the fact she was eating goldfish when I got there... Oh, and she decided to have a Coke for breakfast, so she was also extremely hyper.

We successfully diagnosed Michelle Santos with some crazy-ness disorder (long overdue :-P) because she had some funky dreams that were actually really scary. Oh well. There's a time for everything.

I had to rush to A period, barely making it since I have like five-billion lockers to go to. Wow, I feel so loved because everyone lets me use theirs. :-D Oh well. I reap the benefits, and the rewards.

Absolutely Disgusting.

Okay. This is what I call absolutely disgusting.

As I was checking out parts for crew boats, I came across the H2Row website. They make shoes for the boats, and I wanted to see how large of shoes they had, because I have abnormally large feet, as some would say.

Well they have this stupid picture posted:



That is disgusting. It looks like those shoes contain every possible disease and STD in the world. I cant believe someone didn't invest 50 dollars in a new pair of shoes for their boat. Hello, the boat costs 10,000 dollars, what's another 50?

This, my people, is exactly why I say to wear socks when rowing. This is a perfect example of why socks are what you need. Bare feet in those shoes would cost you your life. Aren't you glad that you have me?

The "Posterboard"

Okay. So my friends are cool and all, but what is up with this whole TOP SECRET thing that doesn't involve me?

Uh huh. Well that's right, I figured you out. You should know this guys. I make it my business to know all of your business. It's my special talent. I am the gossip-king (type person) and that's who I am.

Alright, allow me to explain.

I have OCD issues. Well I haven't been diagnosed with OCD, but I have OCD-like issues. Get that? Good. I just like to have things done certain ways, and I like things to be certain ways. It's not my fault that I have preferences. It's not my fault that I know what I want, how I want it, and when I want it. There is nothing wrong with that!

So my friends, being as cool as they are, decide to push my buttons! Uh huh. Yup. How could they you ask? I'm not sure. They come up with this TOP SECRET plan to steal my planner (that I use for school) write in it in a non-green color in a future weeks page, and then return it hoping that I have no clue.

Well guess what, it won't work. That's right. Won't work. Got it? Yea. But oh well. I found out it was just a massive ploy to flirt with me, which did sort of work, but it's all working out good. Whatever.

So yea, you should know that fooling me isn't, won't, and never will be easy. I'm just too good.

My Real Hero

Okay guys, I so made an mistake as to who my hero is.

My real hero is Beckonizzie. That is to say, Becky, Monica, and Lizzie are my heros. Duh.

Such Is Life

Well, I have finally gotten around to starting my blog. I think that Tom Murowski inspired me to finally put a post in, because he is definitely my hero. Well, one of them. I can't forget Beckonica. Wow, they are so my hero.

I'm pretty sure that everything is life. People often come to realize that "life sucks" or that "life isn't fair" but all I can say is "What did you expect?" Honestly people. Did you really expect everything to be perfectly fair? An eye for an eye kind of thing? A very wise man once said "An eye for an eye will only cause the world to go blind." Or something to that extent. So don't quote me on it.

But seriously, allow me to elaborate. Let me enlighten you.

All my life I've had my very bad luck with girls. Yes, it hurts and things aren't what I wanted, but all you can do is deal with it and keep on living. If I had been one of those crazy people who kills themselves over something stupid, I wouldn't be around to be able to tell you that my bad luck streak has ended.

That's right, ended. I have finally met a girl that I can honestly say I appreciate more than anyone. She's cool, sweet, down to earth, and understands me. And the coolest part is, the part I love most, is that she feels the same about me. Yea, I know. Who would of that that'd be true for me?

Well I guess the lesson is just be patient. What goes around comes around. If you're good, then something good will come around to you. If you're bad, well then something bad will come around to you.

It's just life. It happens. Shit happens, and you'll just have to get over it.

Such is life.

What can I say? I'm right, you're wrong, and there is no alternative. Now don't get upset, live you're life, and let things happen. They will happen. On they're own. Go.