[SO] You're dating my best friend?

You wanna love her? You wanna squeeze her? Then you've got to got to try a little tenderness...

That's the only musical moment in this entry...I swear.

Yea, so you're dating my best friend...

And did you bother to get my approval? We'll disregard that blatant error, and move on, but I'll never forget it...

There are only a few rules that I shall go over, but as far as you dating her, I guess you did something right, she obviously agreed to the relationship. I mean, if she didn't then I'd assume that she'd have someone pound your face in, right?

But as for the rules, they are simple, and expected to be followed. I guess.

1. NO PHYSICAL CONTACT! This includes holding hands, kissing (making out), feeling, pushing, and above all else SEX.
2. Holidays. Yes, there are like a million. Make sure you remember them all! (New Years - be there to ring in the new year right, Valentines Day - self explanitory, Birthday - need I say more?, Thanksgiving - meet the family, Christmas - she's the best)
3. ANNIVERSARY! Remember it, 'nuff said.
4. Tell her how much you appreciate her.
5. Befriend her best friend, it'll help.
6. Walk her to her door after a date.
7. Lady's first!
8. No speeding...
9. Open the doors for her
10. Pull out her chair for her
11. Be polite!
12. Be nice.
13. Don't insult her (and no making fun of her)...
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69. None of these!
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99. Shopping with her is a must.
100. Buy her lots of things!

So, I hope this helps you out, but if it doesn't, talk to me for a full list.