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Consequences

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

The Opposable Thumb

Okay. So from the high volume of readers that I have had from the previous entry titled "Dog Eat Dog World" I have more to say, but find that most people don't read the other comments after they have posted. Yea, that sounds about right.

So, I let my brother read my blog (which may or may not be a good thing) and he totally laughed historically and found this: it's all because of the opposable thumb.

The only reason we can use a shotgun and lions cannot is because of the opposable thumb.

But woa, what about Monkeys? And all of them? They have opposable thumbs (and might I add they have way more because they have them on their feet too) so why aren't they like superior like us, or even more superior to us? Woa, something to think about.

But then, because everyone found these exceptions to what I was saying the new saying is, I have come up with the new new saying:

It's a Human Eat Everything-else World
Yea, that covers the jist of it.

The actions of Keitheronie at 10:00 PM

5 Impacted:

  • You Keith... you.

    Impactee Anonymous Anonymous at December 28, 2004 10:14 PM  

  • OK how about something I can work with, something like
    "It's a Human-Eat-___________ World".
    OK now we can all have fun filling in the blank!
    How Low can You Go?

    Impactee Blogger Eastman at December 29, 2004 12:55 AM  

  • OH WAIT I have a better one..
    Since Keith = Human..
    "It's a Keith-Eat-_____________ World".
    Heh.. this should be fun..

    Impactee Blogger Eastman at December 29, 2004 12:59 AM  

  • so are you saying that humans eat shiz too? or medical waste with blood, and i can bet a million bucks that humans do not eat their tv's or something.

    Impactee Anonymous Anonymous at December 29, 2004 12:50 PM  

  • LOL. Wow, well I knew it wasn't spelt opposable because it didn't make sense, but I guess it was wrong...

    Impactee Blogger Keitheronie at December 30, 2004 11:18 PM  

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