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Consequences

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Hold Up

Rip.

Okay, so last night before I went to sleep, I layed in bed and watched some TV. I was watching some "Whose Line is it Anyways" which, on its own, is absolutely hilarious. But then I was watching it with my brother, who has problems, so I had some trouble hearing, but oh well.

Slip.

Yea, so all of a sudden those stupid fake toothbrush things came online. I had forgotten about those, up until last night when the damned commercial came on.

Brush.

And then I was thinking about it. And I was like "woa now...who does that when they brush their teeth?"

Ahhh.

You see, in the commercial, they like break out in song and dance when they are brushing their teeth. And, I mean, I don't know about you, but I most definately don't break out in song and dance when I'm brushing my teeth!

Rip. Slip.

I mean seriously, they are singing and dancing, while they are brushing their teeth. Who does that?! When I brush my teeth in the monring, I'm half asleep. I'm having more trouble trying to brush my teeth let alone trying to sing and dance while doing it too.

Brush. Ahhh.

And then, it goes further to add a sigh of relief. Come on now, who does that?! Who has an orgasm while brushing their teeth! After singing and dancing nonetheless!

Rip. Slip. Brush. Ahhh.

Yes, so for the most part, I think that those things are really dumb. Well, they could be convenient, but seriously, they need a new commercial.

The actions of Keitheronie at 6:34 AM

1 Impacted:

  • One of my friends in lunch like so totally sang that song in lunch. I think that's a really stupid commercial too. They do need a new one with style and flare like those snickers commercials or somethin. idk.
    ~NKM

    Impactee Anonymous Anonymous at December 22, 2004 2:50 PM  

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