Monica is a Failure
Okay. Pfft. Monica can't handle the fact that Becky is MINE, not hers, so she is taken her jealous rage out on me for it. She stole my note and now is going down. Two hits. Two hits Monica. (Me hitting you, you hitting the floor).
So other than the fact that Monica is a complete failure, I had an okay day. Allow me to elaborate.
It all started out with me getting up at like eight o'clock because I did. I fell asleep around like 9 because I've been sleep deprived. So it was sort of all good. But anyways. Waited like two hours for Becky to come on, and then I had to go shopping with my mother. Big mistake. I thought I was going to get some of my Christmas shopping done, except that so did not happen. 6 hours and $800 later, she had finished her Christmas shopping, my arms were about to fall off from carrying all of her stuff, and I had still not gotten a single Christmas present for anyone. Anyone.
So I was totally mad about that, but it's all good because now she owes me. Big time. Big. Time.
So then I got to talk to Becky for like an hour and a half and then I went to the family Christmas party for my mothers side. It was a blast. Totally dressed up for no reason, but it's okay because it was a casual dress up so it was all good. We played some games, had some drinks, had a blast, and it all went good from there. Until like midnight when we finally started to go home.
Oh, and by the way, Monica is a loser.
Oh and my dad has anger issues...
But back to what I was saying. Got home to find out that my little brother's stupid, annoying, mentally challenged friend called out house at like ten o'clock because he's stupid. Mom was mad, so tomorrow he'll get his ears worth of yelling. Sucks to be him.
Found out that my red-headed uncle is truly blonde. Funny.
And found out that my older brother is a stupid ass who thinks he has control over everything simply because he's oldest. It's so frustrating because mom lets him get away with it too. He's stupid.
Monica is going down.
So other than the fact that Monica is a complete failure, I had an okay day. Allow me to elaborate.
It all started out with me getting up at like eight o'clock because I did. I fell asleep around like 9 because I've been sleep deprived. So it was sort of all good. But anyways. Waited like two hours for Becky to come on, and then I had to go shopping with my mother. Big mistake. I thought I was going to get some of my Christmas shopping done, except that so did not happen. 6 hours and $800 later, she had finished her Christmas shopping, my arms were about to fall off from carrying all of her stuff, and I had still not gotten a single Christmas present for anyone. Anyone.
So I was totally mad about that, but it's all good because now she owes me. Big time. Big. Time.
So then I got to talk to Becky for like an hour and a half and then I went to the family Christmas party for my mothers side. It was a blast. Totally dressed up for no reason, but it's okay because it was a casual dress up so it was all good. We played some games, had some drinks, had a blast, and it all went good from there. Until like midnight when we finally started to go home.
Oh, and by the way, Monica is a loser.
Oh and my dad has anger issues...
But back to what I was saying. Got home to find out that my little brother's stupid, annoying, mentally challenged friend called out house at like ten o'clock because he's stupid. Mom was mad, so tomorrow he'll get his ears worth of yelling. Sucks to be him.
Found out that my red-headed uncle is truly blonde. Funny.
And found out that my older brother is a stupid ass who thinks he has control over everything simply because he's oldest. It's so frustrating because mom lets him get away with it too. He's stupid.
Monica is going down.
5 Impacted:
Puh-lease Keith. You know when it comes down to it... I am so the winner. You are such a loser. What a stupid thing to say to me.
Impactee Anonymous at December 19, 2004 12:41 AM
"Monica can't handle the fact that Becky is MINE, not hers"
um yeah keith.. thats definatly not another indication that you talk about her like she's an object...
Impactee Anonymous at December 19, 2004 12:43 AM
Keith likes Becky so STFU home dawg. See, I will defend the Keith-inator... BUT I STILL HATE HIM! But he's not a bad person... HE'S JUST MEAN!
Impactee Anonymous at December 19, 2004 11:48 AM
Aww, thank you Monica.
But you're still going down...two hits.
Impactee Keitheronie at December 19, 2004 12:00 PM
ok whoever makes hte stupid comments about possesion is an idiot
Impactee Anonymous at December 19, 2004 7:59 PM
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